2:43 PM on January 2nd, 2018. Case #8394758 - Suspect is a blonde teenage female who was seen concealing products on her person during a store rearrangement during the New Year's holiday season. The culprit is apprehended and escorted to the backroom by the Loss Prevention Officer. During his visit, the suspect claims to have no knowledge of the suspected theft. The officer suspects the stolen items are hidden beneath the perp's clothing. Advanced retrieval techniques are used. The remainder of this case is classified. Evidence was recorded on January 2, 2018.