Case #8845021 - March fourteenth, 2:44 PM. Suspect is a person of color beyond thirty years old. She recognizes herself as Kylie La Beau, and is documented in our Must Implement Liberal Frisking, or MILF, classification. She is recorded taking things from the retail facade on the shut circuit surveillance cameras. The Officer look through her, requesting the suspect strip down and uncover potential concealing spots. At last, the product is found in the speculate's clothing, and appropriate Loss Prevention Protocol is authorized. The remainder of this case is grouped. Proof signed on March 14, 2020.