You went to high school with Holly, who was a hottie. Sara Luvv and I had a tremendous crush on one other, but you thought she was out of my level, so you never asked her out. You figured I could finally live out my high school fantasy after you found out what she did for a career. You asked that she bring you her gorgeous maid costume. You summon her to your room and engage in some role-playing. She's pretending she's there to clean. After all these years, you'd think fantasies do come true.