So many lovely ladies go hiking near my stabbin' hut. They look incredible in their seductive yoga pants. Those fucking dumbasses. They have no place in the woods. I sometimes pretend to be a Park Ranger in order to deceive them into getting punished. But it's all for their benefit. Toughlove is a great way for me to teach kids. Bitch, I warned you not to fucking smoke the other day! This is a high-risk location for fire! Let me tell you, these wildfires are hotter than gonorrhoea these days. There are signs everywhere. Make use of your fucking mind.